I will tell my children about this!

oh good gracious..so i got my permit and we call the driving school to make an appointment.  so the guy on the phone is like "what is youaer pwnumber?" ( yes, he pronounced it that way).   so we had to ask him like three times before we understood what he was saying.   Today I went driving for the first time... the guy had a HORRIBLE koren accent...which basically means he buts a "phh" sound in front of everyword.  So he's like "ok you purse (first) driver?" After I said yes ...then he sighed like a "oh crap no"  sigh.  Then he was like ok.  so we start going and he starts yelling "PAKE PAKE PAKE!!!"  and im like wait what ache i'm not aching!"  Then he yells "No PAS No GAS"  Wait..i'm not farting. What?!? So after he experiences my disasterous driving he decideds it's safe to make phone calls.  ggrreeaatt idea.  haha so then he starts yelling in fluent korean to these people..  It's hirlarious.  Then he'd be talking and i'm about to make a turn. he says "how much?"  so I thought he was talking to the guy so i mind my own business.  But turns out he was asking me how much speed should i have when turning.  So of course I'm like oversteering with too much speed.  Then he yells at me with his bad accent.  I can't take him seriously with his accent! it's just too funny.  He's really impatient too so everytime i do something wrong he's like "NONONO!! Why you do that?!?" imagine Edna Mode from the incredibles saying it.  haha.  So we start going on services streets...and after a while we go to bueana park... from brea bueana park is pretty far...so i'm like "What are we doing here?"  He makes me turn into a korean plaza and turns out he wants to go shopping...  at this point im thinking "You have got to be kidding me.  My parents are paying you to make me drive you to let you make calls and drive you to go get your grocerys?"  So turns out he wanted to buy a cell phone battery to make more phone calls... but on the way home... he doesn't know how to get home..  Imagine this.  A guy trying to teach a kid how to drive while looking at the map to tell the kid where to drive.  Eventually we made it home but it was hilarious... :]